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I call bullshit

  • Oct. 17th, 2006 at 5:01 PM
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HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere are:
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?


Ok, not that I mind being an individual and all, but I've got to call bullshit on a couple of things here.

  • Besides myself, I guarantee that there IS one other person in the US with the name Parker Baine... that would be my daddy.

  • Their stats say that '100 percent of people with the first name Parker are male.' I can think of one actress who would have issue with that statement.
Of course, it's just an LJ meme, so who gives a care anyway. ^_^
  • Mood: cynical

Comments

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[info]jengagne wrote:
Oct. 17th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
I'd have tried it, but the flashing "Free* Laptop" scam banner blinds me.
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[info]angrypaladin wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2006 02:38 am (UTC)
Ugh, yeah. @.@ After a while, I just kind of zone out the top and right columns of any given page. Of course, we English type people zone out all the time for any number of reasons. It's one of the small eccentricities we're allowed. ^_^ Still, odd visual banners are probably a much more devious problem for powerful artists such as yourself.
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[info]jengagne wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2006 03:11 pm (UTC)
I wish I could use a browser here that lets me block stuff like that. Ah well. I shouldn't be poll-filling here anyway. ;)

I had no idea you were an English-type person. You mean the major, or the region?

Yes, my Art Powers as well as my Webmonkeying Powers are both hampered by non-section-508-compliant flashy advertisements. ;)
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[info]angrypaladin wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
But... but... there's an EVIL Webmonkey that lives in my closet! I'm afraid he's gonna get me in my sleep. ^_^

No, I'm the English major type person (creative fiction and literature) which is the primary symptom of reading too much snarky British satire. I think that before I changed my major about five years ago, my family had been under the impression that I was gay. But, as most of them are science and engineering types, I doubt they draw too much distinction between homosexuality and literature. ^_^
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[info]jengagne wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
I doubt they draw too much distinction between homosexuality and literature.

Bwaa-ha ha ha ha! Thanks for the laugh!
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[info]angrypaladin wrote:
Oct. 19th, 2006 08:40 pm (UTC)
Happy to be of service.
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[info]nightlywanderer wrote:
Oct. 17th, 2006 09:45 pm (UTC)
yeah, i can atest that is your fathers name he failed me in high school ap biology, only class i ever failed btw
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[info]angrypaladin wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2006 02:44 am (UTC)
0.0

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I had to live with the right bastard for two decades.

Hmm... ok that's not much of a consolation. Umm... well he probably just didn't have enough chocolate milk. Unless he can sit around and drink chocolate milk in his underpants, he just isn't going to be a happy bear.

Ok that's still not much help is it? ^_^
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[info]jengagne wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2006 05:26 pm (UTC)
When I read "drink chocolate milk in his underpants" my immediate thought was, "Why would you put milk THERE?"

Really.
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[info]angrypaladin wrote:
Oct. 19th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
Well, probably because that's a place that comes pre-loaded with chocolate of course. ^_^
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[info]qjb wrote:
Oct. 17th, 2006 10:51 pm (UTC)
No, sweetie, see:

"All numbers estimated based upon statistical and
demographic data from US Census Bureau.
For entertainment purposes only."

This just means your father isn't just another statistic ^_^
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[info]angrypaladin wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
No you're right, but he is a major pain in the ass. ^_^
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[info]wolfofthenight wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
odd.. only 125 of me... I dunno. =)
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[info]angrypaladin wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2006 02:31 am (UTC)
Well, you are the guy on the credit card commercials after all! ^_^ What did you expect?
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